Thread: Did you ever took a dump but the bowl was empty?
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Isn't that what your wife is doing after being pregnant with one more of your hundreds of children?
I remember a photograph you posted..
fuck me dead i need to stop sharing for real

close, it was nude outdoor exercises, like a plank but laying flat so the stomach compresses and the organs go back to their normal spots

she did it hours at a time
 
I think thats happened to me a couple of times. I guess what happens is that the turd is pushed out with such force that it goes up through the s bend and is not visible.
 
I think thats happened to me a couple of times. I guess what happens is that the turd is pushed out with such force that it goes up through the s bend and is not visible.

Pinching the perfect one off:

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Big dump:

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Diarrhea:

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Big log followed by some nuggets:

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Constipation:

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A bonus gif:

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Thoguht this was gonna be about there being no water in the toilet bowl.

What if u dropped a duce and there was nothing to flush with? Do u clean it off or leave it there ?
 
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Ghost poop. Paired with a one-&-done clean wipe, it's like winning the lottery, except your pants are around your ankles and you're still broke.
 
My favorite time to poop is in the morning I always hold off until then. Or late afternoon.
 
It's happened to me, but it's very very rare and typically only the really hard shits.