Thread: D-PAD, CHOOSE YOUR DINNER DATE!!!

CHOOSE YOUR DINNER DATE!!

  • WILD ELK WITH JOE ROGAN

    Votes: 12 29.3%
  • MCDONALDS WITH DONALD TRUMP

    Votes: 9 22.0%
  • BBQ WITH ALEX JONES

    Votes: 20 48.8%
  • FREE RANGE CHICKEN WINGS WITH ZUCK

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    41

teezzy

Let me have my wanks
 
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CHOOSE YOUR DINNER DATE!!!
 
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I hate this. Why does BBQ need to be wasted on Alex Jones? I want to swap BBQ over to Rogan or Trump. Jones seems like a wings guy anyways so he can take it from Zuck. Zuck's into Soylent Green and/or bugs.
 
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Trump is the only right answer. His accomplishments dwarf the others on that list by a lot.
 
I take the safe option and go with Rogan.
Hopefully he lets me shoot the elk myself.

Afterwards we hit the DMT pipe and meet the machine elves.
 
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If you didn't choose Alex Jones and you decided to go with Joe Rogan, understand that you chose poorly. Not because you chose one over the other, but you should realize that if you chose Alex Jones, Joe Rogan is going to show up with that Elk for the BBQ.

Double dipping into a hazy, hotbox of confused, yet enlightened mongoloid warrior steppe philosophy of Joe Rogan with the wild rantings of spoilers couched in conspiracy theories via Alex Jones.
 
Zuckerberg so I can get him in a room alone and find out if he really is a human or a reptilian

then do what god demands
 
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LOL at no one picking Zuck. That sounds like torture porn.

While Elk sounds tasty, Rogan is pretty vapid these days most of the time.

Trump would probably be a trip to hang with and McDonalds isnt bad.

But who the fuck wouldn't want some decent BBQ and listening to the rants of Alex Jones?!? Give us some good brisket and some decent beer and it sounds like the best time.
 
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I feel like Trump would kinda "big time" you for this. He's not gonna answer real questions and will kinda be on autopilot and will look at his watch and say he's gotta go really early in.

Alex Jones is going to be the exact guy you think he's going to be and will be so willing to hang out and talk all night that you will have to be the one to look at your watch and say you gotta go.

Zuck just looks uncomfortable to be around. Rogan would be cool but he's all macho and it's not an energy I'm looking for.
 
Alex Jones by far, but Elk with Rogan would surely be interesting, too.

I don't think I'd ever want to be in the same company as Trump or Zuck, though, albeit for different reasons.
 
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Rogan and Elk but a close 2nd is Alex Jones + BBQ , the stories the 2 could tell would be wild but Rogan gets the vote because we could get lit after dinner