Coke Enlargens Testicles and Increases Testosterone, New Study Finds

[Rock And Roll]

Article:

Source: https://nypost.com/2023/02/22/drinking-coke-and-pepsi-leads-to-larger-testicles-more-testosterone-study/

A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels.

The Northwest Minzu University in China was attempting to determine the impact of carbonated beverages on fertility and sex organs in men.

The study looked at three groups of mice – one that only drank water, another that drank different levels of Coca Cola with another doing the same with Pepsi – over 15 days.

Tests on the rodents included weighing their testicles and drawing blood. They were tested on day one, as well as day five, seven, 10 and 15.

It was quickly discovered that the mice drinking Coke and 100 percent Pepsi, compared to a mixture of Pepsi and water, had a significant change.

For instance, the mice that were given pure Coca-Cola had higher levels of the male hormone compared to the group that drank water.

The study concluded: "Drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola could promote testis development and enhance testosterone secretion [ …] our findings provide the scientific basis for fully understanding carbonated beverages effects and their mechanism on development and reproduction functions of humans, and how they benefit the prevention of prostate dysfunction and cancer."

There you have it. Coke dick has been known about since at least the early 80s but finally we have studies on Coke testicles. Thank you scientists

 

[Vyse]

You the man with the big cojones?

 

[Soodanim]

Given that this study is a load of bollocks, I propose we conduct our own study on D-Pad members. First we need an admin to volunteer to be ball measurer. @teezzy gets first right of refusal as site owner of course, but I'll leave that up to him to decide. People that do coke as well as drink it will also be included.

 

[teezzy]

Given that this study is a load of bollocks, I propose we conduct our own study on D-Pad members. First we need an admin to volunteer to be ball measurer. @teezzy gets first right of refusal as site owner of course, but I'll leave that up to him to decide. People that do coke as well as drink it will also be included.

I drink Diet Pepsi

 

[Vyse]

I drink Diet Pepsi

 

[Rock And Roll]

Given that this study is a load of bollocks, I propose we conduct our own study on D-Pad members. First we need an admin to volunteer to be ball measurer. @teezzy gets first right of refusal as site owner of course, but I'll leave that up to him to decide. People that do coke as well as drink it will also be included.

Why is it bollocks? It came from China do you not trust them or something???

 

[bork]

I stay chugging cokes. Balled out son

 

[Dacon]

Well, I feel better about my Coca Cola addiction now.

 

[HE1NZ]

I drink 7-10 litres a week. Have to go with a local replacement now because of sanctions. Probably not as healthy.

 

[Soodanim]

Why is it bollocks? It came from China do you not trust them or something???

"Never trust a man that weighs mouse testicles"
-Confucius

 

[synchronicity]

 

[mcz117chief]

I drink 7-10 litres a week. Have to go with a local replacement now because of sanctions. Probably not as healthy.

That's a lot of coke. I don't drink that much in a year.

Well, if I count derivatives then I drink about 30l a year but those are mostly "light" versions.

 

[and 3 others]

That's a lot of coke=That's a lot of nuts.

I know how your brain read that.

 

[J-Roderton]

well I guess they are a pretty good size

 

[HE1NZ]

That's a lot of coke. I don't drink that much in a year.

Well, if I count derivatives then I drink about 30l a year but those are mostly "light" versions.

I don't drink deriviatives, but I bring 12L packs at home all the time. Without cola or coffee I'm very sleepy. Probably an addiction.

 

[Dacon]

I drink 7-10 litres a week. Have to go with a local replacement now because of sanctions. Probably not as healthy.

tf lmfao

i might drink 3 liters in 2 weeks

 

[O-N-E]

Nah.

 

[Stouffers]

It makes them easier to shave

 

[DESTROYA]

.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[TaySan]

Well i feel better about drinking the stuff now lol

 

[Stouffers]

Well i feel better about drinking the stuff now lol

Shame they never descended

 

[Soodanim]

Shame they never descended

What if it's because they were never ascended to begin with? Born with old man balls

 

[DESTROYA]

Personally not much of a soda drinker unless you consider 3 Red Bulls a week soda , probably drink Cola a handful of times a year

 

[lock2k]

I drink Diet Pepsi

OK, McFly.

 

[p_banned]

* Turns out the bigger balls were due to testicular cancer caused by the chemicals and sugar intake.

 

[cryptoadam]

In America first you get the money then you get the power than you get the huge testicles.