Grinchy
Permission to suckle
The 9-5 job is just modern slavery to me.
I would retire today if I could and spend my time with hobbies/interests, socializing, and actually fucking exercising, things I feel like I never have time to do because of this goddamn fucking job that pays for the bills and my mortgage. You lose 40 hours a week to your slave job, and then when you finally have free time you're too fucking tired and demoralized by your shitty job to do anything.
A 4-day workweek would be nice.
Especially if you hate your job. Hating your job is a miserable existence. You wait every week for those 2 days away, they fly by, and you're back.
That's also why I love the show Severance. It deals a lot with the different people we are in our personal versus professional lives and how pointless the work persona's existence is.