Big Foot Real or Fake Foot?

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Of all the long-lasting conspiracy theories there are out there, Bigfoot is the one I understand the least.

At least the Loch Ness Monster almost makes sense, considering how little we know about life in the deep ocean. But some 8 foot tall man-ape roaming around for centuries? Come on, guys lmao. Let's not be retarded.
 
Grinchy said:
Of all the long-lasting conspiracy theories there are out there, Bigfoot is the one I understand the least.

At least the Loch Ness Monster almost makes sense, considering how little we know about life in the deep ocean. But some 8 foot tall man-ape roaming around for centuries? Come on, guys lmao. Let's not be retarded.
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Lochness is just as retarded. At least in that tiny lake. No giant pre historic creature is going to live in that little lake. Maybe if you said in the depths of the ocean but not the tiny loch or in lake Champlain.
 
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This shows how outdated thinking about Bigfoot is to the general public. Most people who seriously research and follow this sort of thing today believe that Bigfoot is far more than some "8 foot tall man-ape roaming around for centuries"

I could point yall to some youtube channels that have far more interesting theories on Bigfoot and other cryptids. Bigfoot isn't even that interesting to me these days, as there's a lot of stuff out there now on Dogmen and skinwalkers that's a lot more interesting.
 
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Skinwalkers are only interesting when you have Native friends who act all hard, only to turn into mewling scaredy cats when you mention them at night in the woods.

It's hilarious. They don't even get mad, they get scared and pipe down. The next day they get angry at you because nothing shows up, they lived for another day and then eventually get back to their tuff guy, wilderness whisperer bullshit...but you know how to take them down with two words around a camp fire.

They freak out in a city about it, which is also hilarious.
 
WesternBlood said:
Skinwalkers are only interesting when you have Native friends who act all hard, only to turn into mewling scaredy cats when you mention them at night in the woods.

It's hilarious. They don't even get mad, they get scared and pipe down. The next day they get angry at you because nothing shows up, they lived for another day and then eventually get back to their tuff guy, wilderness whisperer bullshit...but you know how to take them down with two words around a camp fire.

They freak out in a city about it, which is also hilarious.
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From what I've learned, they are not likely to show up in a city and only frequent areas with big Native American populations. Your Native friends should know that.
 
zero said:
From what I've learned, they are not likely to show up in a city and only frequent areas with big Native American populations. Your Native friends should know that.
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Yes, they should. They still get jumpy and run to close the blinds/curtains even in an urban area. You realize we have Reservations bordering East, South and West sides of the Phoenix, Metropolitan area, right?

This is why it is funny.
 
WesternBlood said:
Yes, they should. They still get jumpy and run to close the blinds/curtains even in an urban area. You realize we have Reservations bordering East, South and West sides of the Phoenix, Metropolitan area, right?

This is why it is funny.
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Interesting. They sound like a bunch of phonies. I'm no expert on this stuff and I don't even know for sure if I believe in it, but I've heard that these things have their power tied to the land. So they can't just show up anywhere.

Although there are other types of shapeshifters that some people believe in as well...
 
zero said:
Interesting. They sound like a bunch of phonies. I'm no expert on this stuff and I don't even know for sure if I believe in it, but I've heard that these things have their power tied to the land. So they can't just show up anywhere.

Although there are other types of shapeshifters that some people believe in as well...
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Phonies, huh? You don't know much about the Navajo, Pima and Hopi natives in Arizona. You should read less and go befriend a Native.

I would mention Apache, but I have never befriended one of them, they still hate the White man. Oh well.
 
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zero said:
This shows how outdated thinking about Bigfoot is to the general public. Most people who seriously research and follow this sort of thing today believe that Bigfoot is far more than some "8 foot tall man-ape roaming around for centuries"

I could point yall to some youtube channels that have far more interesting theories on Bigfoot and other cryptids. Bigfoot isn't even that interesting to me these days, as there's a lot of stuff out there now on Dogmen and skinwalkers that's a lot more interesting.
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I could show you youtube channels that have theories on the Earth being flat, too
 
I wish I believed in all this stuff... it sounds fun! Aliens, ufos, bigfoot, ghosts, flatearth. Man would love to live in that world.

But I don't.
 
BlackOlivesMatter said:
Stanley Kubrick made movies, he also helped NASA fake the moon landing.
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MetalAlien said:
I wish I believed in all this stuff... it sounds fun! Aliens, ufos, bigfoot, ghosts, flatearth. Man would love to live in that world.

But I don't.
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Half of the stuff we have in the world today would have been considered nonsense if someone mentioned them centuries ago. Magic and fantasy are only such things until science proves them true.

I just try to keep an open mind. Only a fool thinks he knows everything about the world he lives in and literally every year more and more "conspiracies" end up being proven true.

I'm not sure why you think aliens and ufos are still nonsense when we literally have people talking about them on the news now.

I don't believe in flat earth though, but if someone could prove it to me without a shadow of a doubt I would change my tune.
 
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Half of the stuff we have in the world today would have been considered nonsense if someone mentioned them centuries ago. Magic and fantasy are only such things until science proves them true.

I just try to keep an open mind. Only a fool thinks he knows everything about the world he lives in and literally every year more and more "conspiracies" end up being proven true.

I'm not sure why you think aliens and ufos are still nonsense when we literally have people talking about them on the news now.

I don't believe in flat earth though, but if someone could prove it to me without a shadow of a doubt I would change my tune.
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I'll tell you the world I live in. I live on the edge of occam's razor.
 
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