[regawdless]

Alright peaches, what are the best merchants in gaming? There are a lot of good ones, who are your favorites?

I'll start:

These guys in Bloodborne were charming

 

[LtGoose]

 

[Amorous Biscuit]

There is simply no other answer. Even the RE4 Remake Merchant is top tier.

 

[O-N-E]

 

[The Bloody Nine]

They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.

 

[Haxan7]

 

[regawdless]

Wait what game features @Stouffers as a merchant?

 

[Optimus]

No thread of the best merchants in gaming will be complete without...

Drum roll..........

MALO MART!!!!

And Malo himself...

 

[GreyHorace]

Wade and Herren (Dragon Age Origins and Awakening) - These two are fucking hilarious in how they bicker with each other on how best to serve you whenever you stop by their shop.

Xenon the Antiquarian (Dragon Age 2) - Owner of the Black Emporium underneath Kirkwall. He's a creepy undead corpse who says some of the most darkly hilarious shit when you're browsing around his shop.

Little Jacob (Grand Theft Auto 4) - A loyal Rasta buddy who's willing to sell you guns and ammo whenever you need them. Bonus points for being able to go out drinking with him and getting in all sorts of hilarious shit while drunk driving.

Herbert Moon (Red Dead Redemption) - Cause he's Herbert Moon assholes!

 

[Amorous Biscuit]

I also quite liked having Ozzy Osbourne as the merchant in Brutal Legend.

 

[HeresJohnny]

Wat r ye boyin'?

Wat r ye sellin'!?

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[O-N-E]

Any of the hot Gerudo merchants.

Oh and...

 

[Erdrick]

Torneko Taloon from the DQ games.