☕️ or 🥓 ?

[teezzy]

Or

???

 

[DonDonDonPata]

bacon, easy.

Coffee is good but I drink tea anyway

 

[Kadayi]

I like Bacon, but I need to be awake and functional to enjoy it. so wins.

 

[zebraStraw]

Bacon.

I've been caffeine free for a few years now.

 

[Arkam]

Morning, Coffee
Any other time, Bacon

 

[Amorous Biscuit]

This is an odd versus match-up. But I have to give it to coffee/caffeine. I don't function these days without it.

Bacon is excellent but I can happily go without it.

 

[p_banned]

I had one coffee in my entire life and I was sure I was gonna die from a heart attack. So bacon.

 

[Snes nes]

I like bacon more

 

[Kadayi]

I've been caffeine free for a few years now.

I did the no-caffeine thing (along with a whole bunch of other stuff) for about 2+ years in my 20s and albeit I felt pretty great at the time. I find it hard to envisage putting myself through the withdrawal again, it was fucking brutal tbh, and not just a few days as is often talked about. I'm kind of surprised I wasn't killed by my family, close friends abd co-workers given how ill-tempered I was for a good few weeks.

 

[Kadayi]

I had one coffee in my entire life and I was sure I was gonna die from a heart attack. So bacon.

The trick with Coffee is to drink more until the shakes level out to a perfect frequency. Science.

 

[TaySan]

Bacon
Coffee is gross

 

[p_banned]

The trick with Coffee is to drink more until the shakes level out to a perfect frequency. Science.

Would interfere with my alcohol withdrawal ones, difficult to measure.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Coffee. I need that everyday

 

[Barnabot]

why not both?

 

[Amorous Biscuit]

why not both?

https://onegreatcoffee.com/products/maple-bacon-flavored-coffee

Of course this is a thing.

 

[zebraStraw]

I did the no-caffeine thing (along with a whole bunch of other stuff) for about 2+ years in my 20s and albeit I felt pretty great at the time. I find it hard to envisage putting myself through the withdrawal again, it was fucking brutal tbh, and not just a few days as is often talked about. I'm kind of surprised I wasn't killed by my family, close friends abd co-workers given how ill-tempered I was for a good few weeks.

It wasn't hard for me. Nicotine was far worse.

 

[infinitys_7th]

Bacon with red-eye gravy is great. Although I've made bullet-proof coffee with bacon grease before lol

I've got some amount of ADHD, so the caffeine is actually helpful. It doesn't make me tired or crash, but more focused.

 

[teezzy]

It wasn't hard for me. Nicotine was far worse.

Caffeine is the one thing I can't kick

Cigarettes, blow, Xanax, and weed were childsplay in comparison

I guess coffee and red bulls aren't the worst bad habit. I rarely drink alcohol

 

[Bullet Club]

1 cup of bacon please.

 

[BFNoise]

As a tea consuming person, bacon.

 

[QuantumZebra]

I did the no-caffeine thing (along with a whole bunch of other stuff) for about 2+ years in my 20s and albeit I felt pretty great at the time. I find it hard to envisage putting myself through the withdrawal again, it was fucking brutal tbh, and not just a few days as is often talked about. I'm kind of surprised I wasn't killed by my family, close friends abd co-workers given how ill-tempered I was for a good few weeks.

Man I will swear to this day caffeine withdrawal is worse than anything (and I've done/been on a habitual dose of pretty much everything). Had headaches and body aches for fucking days. I wanted to die. Cigarettes, alcohol, and amphetamines are the only thing close.

 

[Mickmrly]

Even though I mainly drink tea, I'd say I prefer Coffee to Bacon. Maybe it's because I can't really handle oily foods, but to me Bacon is a bit overrated. I prefer prosciutto or ham as they are less oily.

 

[Calcium]

Coffee hates me, so bacon easily wins.

 

[brap]

Bacon. Coffee is shit.

@teezzy should've made the votes public so we could shame all the bean water drinkers.

 

[CloudNull]

Coffee but I am a huge fan of Bacon. I think Coffee would win over anything in my current phase of life.